poolpartypirates:

my hobbies include

  • blogging
  • flexing my butt to the beat of whatever song I’m listening to

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egberts:

when a slow download finally finishes

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dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

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ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

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foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

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